this hokey pokey life

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Wed, 25 Nov 2009 14:37:45 -0600

Me: When are you going home?
Wife: You have to puck me up.
Me: What time should I puck you up then?
Wife: Probably 5:30 or 6. Are you off?
Me: Bag I'll probably work till then.
Wife: Bag?

With great power, comes great… emo-bility?

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:22:38 -0600

With great power, comes great… emo-bility?

thedailywhat: Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Hell Out Of...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:47:31 -0600

thedailywhat:

Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Hell Out Of This of the Day: The entire cast of The Muppet Show perform the “Bohemian Rhapsody” cover to end all “Bohemian Rhapsody” covers.

(Seriously: Don’t bother covering “Bohemian Rhapsody.” You’d just be embarrasing yourself.)

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Crackdown - Agent Render (via GamerZines)

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:39:54 -0600

Crackdown - Agent Render (via GamerZines)

How I Could Just Kill A Man - Cypress Hill - Cypress Hill -...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 11:04:09 -0600

How I Could Just Kill A Man - Cypress Hill - Cypress Hill - 1992

“It’s another one of them old phunky Cypress Hill things, youknow what I’m
sayin’? And it goes like this:”

Hey, don’t miss out on what you’re passing
You’re missing the hootah
Of the funky buddha
Eluder
Of your fucked-up styles, I get wicked
So come on as Cypress starts to kick it
‘Cause we’re like the outlaws stridin’
While suckers are hidin’
Jump behind the bush when you see me drivin’ by
Hanging out the window
With my magnum taking out some putos
Acting kind of loco
I’m just another local
Kid from the street getting paid from my vocals

Here is something you can’t understand
How I could just kill a man
Here is something you can’t understand
How I could just kill a man

Here is something you can’t understand
How I could just kill a man
Here is something you can’t understand
How I could just kill a man
Here is something you can’t understand

I’m ignoring all the dumb shit
Yo, because nothing is coming from it
I’m not gonna waste no time fuckin’ around my gat straighthumming
Hummin’, Coming at ya
Yeah ya know I had to gatt ya
Time for some action
Just a fraction of friction
I got the clearance
To run the interference
Into your satellite
Shining a battle light
Sen got the gat and I know that he’ll gat you right
Here’s an example
Just a little sample
How I could just kill a man
One-time tried to come in my home
Take my chrome
I said, “Yo, it’s on!”
Take cover son or you’re assed-out
How do you like my chrome then I watched the rookie pass out
Didn’t have to blast him but I did anyway
That young punk had to pay
So I just killed a man

Here is something you can’t understand
How I could just kill a man
Here is something you can’t understand
How I could just kill a man

Here is something you can’t understand
How I could just kill a man
Here is something you can’t understand
How I could just kill a man

It’s gonna be a long time before I finish
One of the many missions that I had to establish
To lite
My spliff ignite
You with insight
So if you ain’t down, bullshit!
Say some punk tried to get you for your auto
Would you call the One-time and play the role model?
No! I think you’ll play like a thug
Next you hear the shot of a magnum slug
Humming coming at ya
Yeah ya know I’m gonna gatt ya!
How you know where I’m at when you haven’t been where I’vebeen?
Understand where I’m coming from
When you’re up on the hill in your big home
I’m out here risking my dome
Just for a bucket
Or a fast duck it
Just to stay alive, yo I got to say “fuck it!”

Here is something you can’t understand
How I could just kill a man
Here is something you can’t understand
How I could just kill a man

Here is something you can’t understand
How I could just kill a man
Here is something you can’t understand
How I could just kill a man
Here is something you can’t understand

“All I wanted was a Pepsi!”
“What does it all mean?”

Not a huge Jimmy Fallon fan, but this is still rad.

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:50:06 -0600

Not a huge Jimmy Fallon fan, but this is still rad.

9GAG - National Animal

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:26:54 -0600

9GAG - National Animal

Bioshock Aquarium Photoshoot 11/16/09 (via Volpin) thanks...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:08:54 -0600

Bioshock Aquarium Photoshoot 11/16/09 (via Volpin) thanks (hawtymcbloggy)

Stuck on Repeat - Little Boots - Arecibo - 2008 You’ve got me...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 10:02:21 -0600

Stuck on Repeat - Little Boots - Arecibo - 2008

You’ve got me stuck on repeat
And I just can’t seem to break free
You’ve got me stuck on repeat
I can only move to the beat

And I don’t remember how it started
And I don’t know how to stop
But every time I reach the bottom
Something pulls me right back to the top
Cause ….

Uuuuh uuuuuuuh

Every time I try, every time I try
Every time I try to break free
Then something comes along
Something comes along
Something comes along to intervene
My heart’s skipping, skipping
And I don’t know why
I know after all
But every time I try , every time I try
Something pulls me back to the start

You’ve got me stuck on repeat
And I just can’t seem to break free
You’ve got me stuck on repeat
I can only move to the beat

And I don’t remember how it started
And I don’t know how to stop
But every time I reach the bottom
Something pulls me right back to the top
Cause ….

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"If you’re stalking immortality, you have to be very careful."

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 21:00:00 -0600

“If you’re stalking immortality, you have to be very careful.”

- Carl Sagan, Contact.

Large Hadron Collider ready to restart - The Big Picture -...

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:23:55 -0600

Large Hadron Collider ready to restart - The Big Picture - Boston.com

Clients From Hell

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 09:14:16 -0600

Clients From Hell

Body - Thao + The Get Down Stay Down - Know Better Learn Faster...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:49:00 -0600

Body - Thao + The Get Down Stay Down - Know Better Learn Faster - 2009

What am I just a body in your bed
Won’t you reach for the body in your bed
We were the loved ones
Sworn up and down upon
You, you are a dead man
I just have to shoot the gun
What about the future of your vision
With the stare and glare of handsome men and women
It’s good to see you, it’s too good to see you
What am I just a body in your bed
Won’t you reach for the body in your bed
I have been just a body in your bed
Won’t you reach for the body in your bed

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